The low stress social network.
Coming February 2026 to iOS & Android
Social media used to be about finding new friends, maintaining the relationships you already had, and making the world feel a little bit smaller — and hopefully, kinder. Somewhere along the way, things got off track.
Octopii is a return to those promises — but better. A lot better. 👇
🍿The Octopii Pitch
Octopii is looking for an ambitious and intrepid partner who’s ready to make social media what it was always meant to be — If that sounds like you, scroll to Contact Me 👇
Octopii is different.
✅ Unparralleled Control.
🔐 Unparalleled Privacy.
🤖 Unapologetically Anti-Bot.
IRL Badges
Photos and videos captured with the Octopii app earn an IRL badge — this lets you know the image or video is not filtered and not AI.
🍿The Octopii Feature Set
🔒 PRIVATE COMMENT THREADS (Private Posts)
This is the killer feature which led to creating Octopii!
With Private Comment Threads, getting 5 comments is like striking up 5 private conversations — instead of 5 random friends all talking in the same room! 🤩
Add mutual friends to any thread!
📍LOCATION-BASED FEEDS (Public Posts)
Want to check out what people are up to in Paris? Seattle? How about Mumbai or Tokyo? Use Map View to filter posts by location!
Worried about sharing your location? Post locations are slightly randomized for your safety — or feel free to stick to Private Posts!
💯 "IRL" BADGES
All photos and videos taken with the Octopii app earn an "irl" badge so you know it's not AI or filters!
🔒 ACCOUNT PRIVACY
By default, Octopii won't allow anyone to know you're on the app — even if they know your phone number or email — SMS/QR invites, unless you say otherwise!
🕵️ ACTIVITY PRIVACY
By default, your activity is not broadcasted to anyone — no one will know, or see, you reacted or commented on a post — even mutual friends, unless you say otherwise!
👥 FRIEND PRIVACY
No visible friend lists!
🛟 Want to help?
Octopii is nearly ready to launch — but to do it right, finding an investment partner would be extremely advantageous to ensure smooth scaling.
Octopii is also in need of equity-based developers, biz dev, legal, PM and design talent. (Please note, this opportunity is limited to Greater Seattle Area individuals.)
🤙 Contact Me
Due to communication challenges, please reach out to me preferably on Signal at 425-420-4289 — Telegram and Viber are also potential options.
You can also try to reach me below:
I respond to every inquiry I receive and always follow-up with a video call for any opportunity to grow the Octopii team or spread the Octopii word.
-Jeremy
Founder & CEO
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